Saying Stuff

My Greatest fear is that
someone will discover that I am
not just a mild mannered
reporter from the "Daily Planet."
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I once at a Boca Burger in the
nude.  OK, I wasn't actually  
nude, I was just pretending.

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My inner five year old thinks
you're a poop-head.
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The rumors of my steroid
use are untrue and
anti-inflammatory.
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Jimmy crack corn and I remain
apathetic.
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I'm a firm believer in the second
amendment.  I think everyone
has the right to own a musket.
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Words are pictures with letters,
but no illustration.  Sometimes
"Y" is a vowel, other times it's
just a slutty consonant.  If I
speak to you directly, do you
exist or are you just a toy in my
second person narrative?  And
what's the deal with all these
conjunctions?  It's enough to
make you go inane.
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If you think clowns are trying to
kill you, they probably are.
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